thewalkingbioshock:

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically

Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there

Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’

These are my goals as a parent

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vgfm:

interruptingpanda:

budacub:

suarezalex:

I’m kind of scared to take the sticker off what the heck??


Put the sticker back

It actually got worse.

It went from oral sex between two consenting adults to two vandals bisecting, dismembering, and disemboweling one of their young and then dumping their own pureed excrement inside of its scraped-out body cavity for the purposes of a cannibalistic feast.

vgfm:

interruptingpanda:

budacub:

suarezalex:

I’m kind of scared to take the sticker off what the heck??

Put the sticker back

It actually got worse.

It went from oral sex between two consenting adults to two vandals bisecting, dismembering, and disemboweling one of their young and then dumping their own pureed excrement inside of its scraped-out body cavity for the purposes of a cannibalistic feast.

(Source: suarezalex, via misslexic)

mr-mononucleosis:

lunalovegouda:

The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

It goes from everything from 

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and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…

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And then one time when the show got canceled…

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and then when it came back..

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you’re missing my favorite one though

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