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detectivesangelstardisandwands:

sheep-boy:

a ravenclaw inventing a spell like “ive enchanted this quill so that one dip in an inkwell and it will be able to draw from that inkwell until its out! no redipping!” and their muggle born friend just

"a…pen.you literally just used magic to make a pen" 

And then the muggleborn gives them a normal pen and they’re just like “how does it workOH MY MERLIN IT CLICKS” and they just spend the whole class clicking their pen

selfdestructive-wunderlust:

stars—-thunderbird:

fucking favorite quote from this show.

liarsandsims:

Don’t click it

liarsandsims:

Don’t click it

damon013:

it doesn’t have to be a human.

damon013:

it doesn’t have to be a human.

haiimonobear:

oh gawd, Armstrong… /(=_=)/

haiimonobear:

oh gawd, Armstrong… /(=_=)/

wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

arefinedrascal:

ifonlywewereamoungstfriends:

deathcabforkehan:

shipwreckedatseaa:

jakehellrose:

gnarville:

Proof that Bill Murray really is the most interesting man in the world.

That’s why I love this guy.

bill fuckin murray

my hero

always reblog bill murray

batcalvin:

arisonas:

arisonas:

playing soul calibur 5 online as shrekimitsu is an experience

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i had one guy yell at me down the mic “no, fuck off, im not fucking fighting shrek, this is a serious game” and he d/ced

This is a serious game